I’ve always felt that Easter is missing a little something. Maybe it needs more cowbell. Or maybe it needs more helicopters and marshmallows falling from the sky. It’s perfect. I prevents the competition from scouting the field before the event begins and adds randomness that truly levels the playing field.
Never let it be said that men are not willing to provide for their family or do a little grocery shopping. Just don’t expect them to do a good job of it.