Nothing. I’m happy the baby is still safe and sound and all that but seriously could you get out of BeAGoodMom’s belly already. I’m ready for some serious dadding. I’m ready for some serious diaper changing. I’m ready for some serious waking up grumpy at 2am and still needing to find a way to stay calm and talk nice to a little grumpy butt.
I’m tired of making plans on how to handle calling in the babysitter and having back up and double back up plans. I’m tired of trying to rush certain work projects and push off other work projects because of the impending arrival. I’m tired of spending money every time I go to target picking up diapers and cute little pajamas.
Taco Supreme, if you are reading this, I will give you $10 if you get this labor thing started before work starts tomorrow.